Because I Never Take a Risk

I never take risk while drinking 

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking 

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen 

I stealthily enter the house 

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard 

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame 

But still no one is aware of it 

Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink 

Quickly enjoy one peg 

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack 

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard 

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile 

I peep into the kitchen 

Wife is cutting potatoes 

No one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage 

Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her 

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard 

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle 

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink 

Quickly enjoy one peg 

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink 

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard 

But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much 

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse 

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh... 

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard 

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed 

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink 

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly 

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard 

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove 

But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...! 

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly... 

I take out the bottle from the potatoes 

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg 

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack 

Wife is giving a smile 

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking 

But still no one is aware of what I did 

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!! 

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face... 

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack 

Stove is also on the rack 

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside 

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink 

But none of the horses are aware of what I did 

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk 

chopra is still cooking 

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing 

Becoz I never take........what???